6:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Pop Pop Goes The Weasel
Bernie buys a BB gun when a possum shows up at the house. Bernie clashes with Bryana's father as he tries to show Jordan how to barbecue.
6:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Prison Break
Bernie sentences Jordan and Bryana to a prison-like punishment after they misbehave, then begins a CSI-style investigation for clues linking Vanessa to wrongdoing.
7:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Some Church Bull...
Bernie takes the family to a church retreat after Wanda notices that everyone is drifting apart. Wanda tells Bernie she wants a child of her own.
7:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Sorely Missed
Fearing that Bernie's sister will one day return to take the children away, Wanda tells Bernie she wants to officially adopt the kids.
8:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fumes Of Détente
After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.
8:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.
9:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.
9:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fantasy Football
Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.
10:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Jordan and a new Jewish friend begin crashing bar mitzvahs. Wanda and Vanessa play a joke on Bryana after she eavesdrops on conversations.
10:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
What Would Jason Do?
Bernie tries to arrange for a devout Christian who has yet to lose his virginity to take Vanessa to the prom. A jealous Jordan resents Bryana after she injures herself playing soccer and is lavished with gifts.
11:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Who's Your Mama?
Bryan helps Bernie while Wanda is away on a business trip; Jordan tries to convince his classmates he's got the best smile in the eighth grade. Girls at school tease Bryana about her flat chest.
11:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Spinning Wheels
Complications ensue when Wanda's little sister, Valerie, throws Wanda a 1970's-themed skating party.
12:00
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
It's Never As Bad As The First Time
Bernie is shocked to discover that Jordan is dating a cheerleader. In order to have some free time for herself, Wanda lets Bryana hang around Vanessa.
12:30
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The Bernie Mac Show S5
Growing Pains
Bernie and Wanda try to help Vanessa improve her SAT scores, but Vanessa seems more interested in working at the coffee shop. Jordan improves his physique.
1:00
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Superior Donuts S02
High Class Problems
When Franco discovers that his new girlfriend is rich, he questions her true reasons for dating him; Arthur significantly raises the price of his donuts to help pay for a new boat motor and winds up attracting the hipster crowd he once rejected.
1:30
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Superior Donuts S02
The Chicago Way
Randy is asked by her former supervisor to talk to a female rookie who filed a sexual harassment complaint against him; Arthur's usual arrangement with a health inspector to ignore violations in the shop goes awry when a new inspector shows up.
2:00
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Superior Donuts S02
Friends Without Benefits
Franco's girlfriend begins to wonder if he still has feelings for Sofia when he turns to her for advice; Fawz dons a disguise and goes under cover to catch the culprit who's been stealing from one of his restaurants.
2:30
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Superior Donuts S02
Balls And Streaks
Arthur, a Cubs superfan, is determined to break the consecutive attendance record for opening day games but finds himself without a ticket and is left scrambling to find a way into Wrigley Field.
3:00
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Superior Donuts S02
Pedal To The Meddle
Arthur's offer to teach Franco to drive hits a speed bump when a cop catches Arthur with an expired license; Tush prepares to attend his friend Harry's wedding.
3:30
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Superior Donuts S02
The ICEmen Cometh
With U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents conducting raids in Uptown, Sofia turns to Franco for help hiding her undocumented brother, who faces deportation to Colombia; Tush decides it's time to give up his daily sugar rush.
4:00
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Superior Donuts S02
Broken Art
Franco decides to apply for a prestigious art fellowship, but he must compete against his girlfriend to win the trip to Italy to study for a semester; Randy gets more than she bargains for when she hires Tush as her personal assistant.
4:30
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Superior Donuts S02
Donut Day Afternoon
An armed robbery at the donut shop prompts Arthur, Franco and Sofia to make life-changing decisions.
5:00
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Superior Donuts S01
Pilot
Enterprising go-getter Franco fast-talks his way into becoming the one and only employee of an old donut shop run by set-in-his-ways owner Arthur; Franco promises that he can modernize the shop.
5:30
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Superior Donuts S01
What's The Big Idea?
Arthur tries to prove he's still relevant by coming up with a unique donut flavor after Franco's creative new flavors become bestsellers; Fawz tries to come up with an password for the store's WiFi.
6:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
The Golden Apple Awards
Marcus competes with the other faculty members for the Golden Apple Award, which is presented to South Central High School's teacher of the year.
6:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
The Honor Code
Marcus and the faculty institute a new student honor code, which ends up backfiring.
7:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
Mr. Jackson Goes To Washington
When Marcus goes to the White House to receive an award, he mistakenly believes that the First Lady is making a pass at him.
7:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
No Pass, No Play
Carlos, South Central High School's biggest basketball star, has to pass a big exam in Marcus's class to be eligible for the state championship basketball game.
8:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
My Favorite Martin
On a bet, Marcus swaps roles with Principal Martin, and disastrous results ensue as Marcus leads the school.
8:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
Marcus Stands Up
To raise money for South Central High School, Marcus stages a one-man comedy benefit, and winds up alienating the other faculty members.
9:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
Weekday With Ernie
When Marcus's very first producer asks him to do a cameo in a new movie, Marcus reluctantly agrees, but the actual role comes as a surprise.
9:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
Fifty Shades Of Gray Hair
When Marcus discovers his first gray hair, he becomes determined to turn back the clock on aging.
10:00
PM
Mr. Box Office S01
Marcus Gets Kung Pow'ed
Marcus has second thoughts after becoming a spokesperson for a slightly too powerful new energy drink.
10:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
A Star Is Born
After Marcus tells him he is through with acting, Bobby decides to make Cassandra his new star client.
11:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
Single Momma Drama
Marcus has a tough time dealing with his new girlfriend's precocious nine year old son.
11:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
Holy Matriphony
Marcus is trapped into pretending that he and Samantha are a married couple when her parents unexpectedly show up at South Central High School.
12:00
AM
Mr. Box Office S01
There Goes The Neighborhood
An old rapper friend of Marcus's rents the mansion next door leading to trouble between the old pals.
12:30
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Mr. Box Office S01
Screen Played
To avoid being stuck in detention, Marcus lies to Principal Martin by telling him he has a future in movie screenwriting.
1:00
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Mr. Box Office S01
Painfully Employed
Tony's head is swollen with power when Marcus gets him a job as a security guard at South Central High School.
1:30
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Mr. Box Office S02
Major Justice
After his life is saved by a self-styled, real-life "Superhero," Marcus invites the masked man to stay overnight at his mansion, only to soon discover he can't get rid of the unemployed caped crime fighter.
2:00
AM
Mann & Wife S1
The Mann Brothers
When Daniel's brother, Lionel, makes a surprise visit, sibling rivalry takes over the Mann household. Toni tries to improve the school dress code but upsets DJ in the process.
2:30
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Mann & Wife S1
Mann's New Church
Toni wants to join a new church, which frustrates Lorraine and starts a tug-of-war with the family. DJ has tryouts at school, but Daniel's enthusiasm is too aggressive.
3:00
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Mann & Wife S1
Mann's Payback
When the family learns that a criminal Daniel put away years ago has been released, everyone is concerned about his safety. Toni tries to bond with DJ through video gaming and learns a valuable lesson.
3:30
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Mann & Wife S1
Mann Bodyguard
Daniel is hired as a bodyguard for a celebrity singer who drives the family crazy. Terri becomes friends with the mean girls at school but soon learns the value of real friendship.
4:00
AM
Mann & Wife S1
Manns To Make Her Dance
Toni's mom, Carol, visits and clashes with Lorraine. Daniel is working on a case that may prevent him from going to Terri's father-daughter dance.
4:30
AM
Mann & Wife S1
Undercover Mann
Daniel and Michael go undercover to catch an art thief. Michelle visits and is excited to help DJ with a school assignment, but she has a hard time convincing DJ she's up for the job.
5:00
AM
Mann & Wife S2
Mann Up
Toni's cousin comes to visit after another break up and gets set straight by Lorraine. DJ and Trey try to prove their masculinity by participating in a police ride along. Daniel and Michael fight for the Lieutenant's job.
5:30
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Mann & Wife S2
Miracle Mann
Tasha thinks she has healing powers when her goldfish dies and comes back to life. Michael's father (Clifton Powell) comes to visit.
