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6:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Pop Pop Goes The Weasel
Bernie buys a BB gun when a possum shows up at the house. Bernie clashes with Bryana's father as he tries to show Jordan how to barbecue.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L,V
6:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Prison Break
Bernie sentences Jordan and Bryana to a prison-like punishment after they misbehave, then begins a CSI-style investigation for clues linking Vanessa to wrongdoing.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
7:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Some Church Bull...
Bernie takes the family to a church retreat after Wanda notices that everyone is drifting apart. Wanda tells Bernie she wants a child of her own.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
7:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Sorely Missed
Fearing that Bernie's sister will one day return to take the children away, Wanda tells Bernie she wants to officially adopt the kids.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L,S
8:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fumes Of Détente
After Bernie bonds with Vanessa's friend from Chicago, Vanessa extends an olive branch in an effort to mend fences with her uncle.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
8:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 1
Bernie grows increasingly frustrated as Wanda's efforts to conceive fail time and again.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L,S
9:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
An Exercise In Fertility Part 2
When Wanda's pregnancy test comes back positive, the kids grow convinced that they're going to be replaced once the baby is born.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-14 D,L,S
9:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Fantasy Football
Bernie and Jordan join forces to play fantasy football. Bryana takes an interest in applying makeup after Vanessa throws a makeup party for her friends.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
10:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Bar Mitzvah Crashers
Jordan and a new Jewish friend begin crashing bar mitzvahs. Wanda and Vanessa play a joke on Bryana after she eavesdrops on conversations.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG
10:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
What Would Jason Do?
Bernie tries to arrange for a devout Christian who has yet to lose his virginity to take Vanessa to the prom. A jealous Jordan resents Bryana after she injures herself playing soccer and is lavished with gifts.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
11:00 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Who's Your Mama?
Bryan helps Bernie while Wanda is away on a business trip; Jordan tries to convince his classmates he's got the best smile in the eighth grade. Girls at school tease Bryana about her flat chest.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
11:30 AM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Spinning Wheels
Complications ensue when Wanda's little sister, Valerie, throws Wanda a 1970's-themed skating party.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
12:00 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
It's Never As Bad As The First Time
Bernie is shocked to discover that Jordan is dating a cheerleader. In order to have some free time for herself, Wanda lets Bryana hang around Vanessa.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG D,L
12:30 PM
The Bernie Mac Show S5
Growing Pains
Bernie and Wanda try to help Vanessa improve her SAT scores, but Vanessa seems more interested in working at the coffee shop. Jordan improves his physique.Bernie Mac, Kellita Smith, Jeremy Suarez, Dee Dee Davis, Camille Winbush
TV-PG L
1:00 PM
Fatherhood
Fatherhood
Eager to welcome his newborn daughter into the world, family man Matt finds his world torn asunder when his wife inexplicably passes away just one day after giving birth to their daughter.Kevin Hart, Alfre Woodard, Lil Rel Howery, DeWanda Wise, Melody Hurd
TV-14 D,L,V
3:30 PM
Out Of Sight
Out Of Sight
A female U.S. Marshall is taken hostage during a prison break and falls in love with one of her captors, a career bank robber.George Clooney, Jennifer Lopez, Ving Rhames
TV-14 D,L,S,V
6:00 PM
Stealth
Stealth
Three pilots try to knock down a plane guided by artificial intelligence before it starts WWIII.Josh Lucas, Jessica Biel, Jamie Foxx
TV-14 L,V
8:30 PM
Unstoppable
Unstoppable
When a massive, unmanned locomotive laden with toxic chemicals roars out of control, the threat is more ominous than just a derailment. The only hope of bringing the train to a safe stop is in the hands of a veteran engineer and a young conductor, who must risk their lives to save those in the runaway's path.Denzel Washington, Chris Pine
TV-14 L,V
10:30 PM
Taken 3
Taken 3
After he's framed for the murder of his beloved ex-wife, ex-covert operative Bryan Mills channels his rage and particular set of skills into taking revenge on the real killers and protecting the one important thing left in his life: his daughter.Liam Neeson, Forest Whitaker, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen
TV-14 L,V
1:00 AM
Absolution
Absolution
A contract killer is torn between protecting a girl from human traffickers and remaining loyal to his government agency employers.Steven Seagal, Howard Dell, Byron Mann, Adina Stetcu
TV-14 D,L,S,V
3:30 AM
Mann & Wife S2
Empire State Of Mann
Michael falls in love. Terri's plans to attend college get derailed.David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
4:00 AM
Mann & Wife S2
Give That Mann A Stake
Lorraine loses a pearl necklace when the choir members come over for practice. After missing several date nights, Daniel is forced to take Toni on a date, which is actually a stakeout.David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
4:30 AM
Mann & Wife S2
One Mann's Junk
Lorraine becomes extra nice when she thinks that Daniel and Toni are putting her in a retirement home. Daniel and Michael give the Lieutenant some tips before his big date…with David's ex-wife (Vivica A. Fox).David Mann, Tamela Mann, JoMarie Payton, Tony Rock
TV-PG D,L
5:00 AM
